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Left: Police Officer Kenneth Breiner
Right: Police Chief Frank Coffin


A police officer in Beaumont, TX is trying to reinstate his position after being suspended indefinitely for having sex during a prostitution sting.

Breiner testified to experiencing manual stimulation, oral sex and vaginal penetration with women at two spas.


Police Chief Coffin said that he didn't agree that Breiner should have had sex with the prostitutes, which is what drove him to the decision to suspend him indefinitely.



Breiner felt that he needed to have sex in order to reach a conviction in the case. AND he feels that the city should be responsible to pay for his medical costs if he contracted an STD. AND he boasted to co workers about how good the sex was, although he denied that he boasted, saying that he was just BSing. But yet in court, he said that having sex was a job and there was nothing pleasurable about it. Oh yeah, and he said that he's still been "true to his wife", this whole time.


RIIIIGHT!!!!!