Friday, August 22, 2008

IT'S OFFICIAL!!



It's official! Joe Biden has been confirmed as Obama's choice as his vice presidential running mate!

Do YOU think that Obama made the right choice?

Or do you think that he should have chose Hillary?

I wished for the latter.

VP FRONT RUNNER!



On Saturday, Obama will reveal his presidential running mate.

Virginia's Tim Kaine heard that he had been ruled out and Indiana's Evan Bayh was notified that he was not the winner.

Which leaves Delaware's Joe Biden as the leading contender.

Will he make the cut? Stay tuned to find out.

66lbs of Cocaine seized


On Wednesday morning, the Oregon State police seized 66lbs of cocaine on the I-5 just north of Sutherlin.

66LBS!!! The street value is estimated at $600k!

Someone's drug dealer is not going to be happy!

Anyways, the idiot was tailgating cars down the I-5, which led police to pull over the driver of the 2007 Honda Accord.

One question: how stupid are these drug traffickers? You would think that, oh I don't know, with 66 LBS of coke sitting in your car, you would at least try to obey the traffic laws!!

Don't diss on Barbie



A new record has been set in North Carolina. David Hayes caught the biggest catfish in North Carolina - 21lb 1oz 32in long.

And if that wasn't amazing enough, he caught it with his grandaughter's 30in BARBIE DOLL PINK FISHING ROD!

Hayes was quoted as saying: “After catching two or three bluegill, Alyssa turns to me and says: ‘Papa, I’ve got to go to the bathroom. Hold my fishing rod. A few minutes later, the float went under, and I saw the water start boiling up — I knew right then that I had my hands full with that fishing rod.”

HA! Who wants a real fishing rod when Barbie's rod SETS RECORDS!

Yes, Mr. West. You are the best.


This post is sorta late, seeing as to how his Glow in the Dark tour is over, but I just started this blog. So I'm going to write about it anyways.

I had a great opportunity to watch Kanye West's Glow in the Dark tour on June 3, 2008. My attendance was all thanks to Robo and Jarvis of the 104.7 KDUK morning show. I entered an online contest and won with only ONE correct answer. Lucky me.

Kanye's concert was the most inspiring and out-of-this-world spectacle I have ever encountered. His show was hype, innovative and fresh! He thought of every single detail of his set- from the storyline to the lights that flashed on his cue to the very big spaceship that sat on stage. He took us on a trip to outer space and made us think outside the box.

Yes Mr. West, you truly are the brightest star in the universe.

Not wack

Don't let the title of this film dissuade you. The wackness is an ironic title, not literal. Set in NYC in the 90's, this film will have you reminicsing back to your younger days, when all you wanted to do during the summer was eat Mr. Freeze's and play with your friends 'til the sun went down.

Granted, I was only 14 yrs. old back in 1994, but I'm 27 yrs. old now, and I can appreciate the nostalgia I felt. The wackness is about a kid who graduates from high school and is killing his summer time selling weed out of an ice cart. The funny part is, the ice cart isn't even labeled properly: "F esh & Del cious Ices". Oh yeah, and his shrink is his best customer and his family life is falling apart.

Top reasons why you should watch this film:
- awesome 90's soundtrack ( as long as your not wack)
- no, he's not selling ICE or even ice CREAM . . . . . . he's selling ICES
- one of the best lines ever is delivered in this film; " "I look at the dopeness. You look at the wackness."

you can just cremate me

Can you say C-R-E-E-P-Y??

Associated Press - SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death.
A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.
Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.
*****note to my family members: YOU CAN CREMATE ME!*****

thank god


Jarvis of 104.7 KDUK


The man in the very front with the blue shirt on is PK.

For those of you who live in Eugene and listen to the morning radio shows on your way to work, it's safe to say that you have a preferred morning radio show that you like to listen to.

I love the morning radio show on 104.7 KDUK. I think that Robo has perfected his art as a radio DJ. I must admit that I didn't like Jarvis initially (due to inexperience) but he has grown on me over time. I just felt that he didn't return the ball quick enough when Robo would engage us with playful banter. However, I find their morning show to be clean, funny, honest, genuine, interesting and concise.
On the other hand, the morning show that I DESPISE is the Playhouse, which is a Portland based syndicated morning drive show that is broadcasted locally through 94.9 Jamz. The main DJ - PK, is a male chauvinistic pig who constantly berates women, his co workers and anyone he feels like berating. I can't stand him and the sound of his voice makes my stomach wish that it had eaten rotten meat rather than hear that . . . guy.
What surprised me quite a bit was when I went to their official website and saw what he looked like. He looked nothing like what he sounded like. On air he sounds like a 275lb overweight balding man sitting in a chair that is way too small for him therefore causing his underwear to ride up his rashed ass, HENCE, causing his chauvinistic attitude. But no. He looks like an average American young boy. There's simply no excuse for his behavior.
But alas, I think that 94.9 has discontinued airing the syndicated talk show.
Thank god.

Best line ever



As Matt Lauer and Al Roker attempted to learn rythmic gymnastics in Beijing on Tuesday, the husky weatherman confidently boasted: ' The ribbon is our b***h."

Check it out.