Can you say uncomfortable?

My favorite R&B crooner, R.Kelly, has given his first interview since being cleared of child pornography charges this past summer.

It's quite an interesting read.

Click here to check it out!

Love in the club

The hotness that is Miss Megan Fox, has revealed to GQ magazine, that she was once in love with a female stripper.

In an interview with the magazine, the Transformers hottie said that she was in the relationship when she was 18 yrs old and first living in Los Angeles all alone.

She's quoted as saying:
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Miss Foxy doesn't call herself a lesbian though, seeing as to how she's engaged to 90210's Brian Austin Green. However, she does believe that humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I think she's on to something there!

Fashion Police- Literally!

A Florida judge has ruled a law banning "saggy pants" to be unconstitutional.

A 17 yr. old spent a night in jail last week after police had arrested him for sporting the low hanging jeans. Granted, they held him over night due to a history of marijuana use.

The law banning so-called "saggy pants" was approved by city voters in March after supporters of the bill collected nearly 5,000 signatures to put the measure on the ballot.

The public defender representing the minor argued that they now have a fashion police and the judge agreed with her immediately. The judge then deemed the ban unconstitutional.

The only law that should be applied to anyone wearing saggy pants is this: WEAR CLEAN AND SEXY UNDERWEAR ONLY! No cartoon characters, no shit stains, no beige colored underwear that started out being white! Only sexy Sean John boxer briefs allowed!